What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Anti Joke

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