Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

Chayton

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Video Games

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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