Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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guess what chicken butt

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Jared Gough is a slut

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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women playing football?

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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