viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

So. The gays. ...

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

womens rights to vote

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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