Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you're reading this, you can read.

women's rights

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Joay impistato is a fig

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Susie has Autism

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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