whats dead and gone your nanas cat

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

what do gay people eat?? food

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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