Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Where's my tractor?

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