Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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knock, knock. come in.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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