Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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