I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Joay impistato is a fig

Susie has Autism

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

women's rights

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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