You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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verry nice how mUCH?

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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