"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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9/11

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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