- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

I have no ideas.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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