- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Johnson stops eating

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

No. Yes.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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