- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Farts smell bad!

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What number comes after 29? 30.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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