Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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