How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Nice weather we're having.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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