Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Dislike this

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Where's my tractor?

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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