- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

i love huge wieners.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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