Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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connor sucks

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Land Rovers

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Joe Biden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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