What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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