What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Nothing yet CC

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How old are you? 20

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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