Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

This is not a joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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