- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Gadaffi

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

a catholic priest and a young boy

i love huge wieners.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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