A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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I'm gay.

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Girls Basketball.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Hi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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