D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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