How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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