- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

your a towel.

The Game.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

don't look behind you

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Enchilada

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Knock knock What

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??