A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Women's Rights.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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That didn't hurt.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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