What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Dislike this

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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