yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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