Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Wade's the father

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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