Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Womens' rights.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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