Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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antijokes

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read this

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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OBAMA

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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