Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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