- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Penis

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Womens' rights.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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