How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Hi.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

verry nice how mUCH?

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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