A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Black People.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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