Hey, look under there! Under what?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Women's rights.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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