- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Hearpin my durp

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

240

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

a man walks into horse bar

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??