- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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