- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

I saw a shovel once.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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