what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Where is my tractor?

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Penis

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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