- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

I have two hands. Some people dont.

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