whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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