- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Ms. Smoot's class

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Potato.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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