Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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