A baby seal walks into a club...

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Six million.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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