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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Ms. Smoot's class

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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