- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

I am on a escalator.

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