What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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