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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's up? The sky.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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