Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Ken wins!

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Will you marry me?

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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a retard lost...

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