- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

don't look behind you

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Enchilada

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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