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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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