Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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haha, you're an orphan

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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