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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

2 women were sitting quietly