A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Black People.

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zebras

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Black History Month

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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whats brown? poop.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did I get raped

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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