- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Can you see this brett? Connor

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

don't look behind you

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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