- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

I have a crush on my dad.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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