A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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space is fun

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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