- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

No. Yes.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

asian drivers.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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