Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Women's rights.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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