Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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