- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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