William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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