- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Women

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Meow.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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