A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

women have rights

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Can I touch it?

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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