- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

kiss me?

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

It burns when I pee sometimes.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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