rape that shit

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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your mom

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Girls Basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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