- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Knock Knock. Come in.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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